Saturday, November 29, 2008

Free Money From BigBoyFloyd!


What can I say my DLR followers!? I went 4-1 last week with my 5 picks so if you rolled with me your Thankgiving was a very lucrative one! If you think 4-1 was good last week well 5-0 is even better and that is what I am offering you this week. So here you go with 5 winning picks for week 13 in the NFL!


Baltimore Ravens -7 at Cincinnati Bengals +7 Over/Under 36

My Ravens are riding high and fighting neck and neck with the Steelers for their divisions lead. Cincy is clearly just waiting for the offseason. No Carson Palmer, and I dont even know if Ocho Cinco is playing this week or suspended, but it does not matter because the Ravens will cover. Take the Ravens and lay the 7 points, also take the under.


San Francisco 49ers +6.5 at Buffalo Bills -6.5 Over/Under 43.5

Now I know what your thinking Buffalo scored 40 plus points last week and will score 60 plus points this week.......WELL GUESS AGAIN! Buffalo is a decent team but I am predicting that they will lay an egg on Sunday against my San Francisco 49ers who win one for Mike Singletary, who is trying to save his job for next year. Take the points and the 49ers, also take the under, looking at a 20-13 type game.


New York Giants -4 at Washington Redskins +4 Over/Under 41.5

I said it a few weeks ago, but I will say it again, take the Giants and whatever points they are giving up you just lay them and smile until they fail to cover, which has happened at the most only twice this season. Take the Giants, lay the points, also take the over, end of story.


Pittsburgh +1 at New England Patriots -1 Over/Under 40

Should be a low scoring game. Pittsburgh's line has done a better job as of late of protecting Big Ben and Willie Parker is now back running the ball for them, Pittsburgh's defense may be the best in the league. The Patriots are up and down, one game they score, next game they dont. What it comes down to for me is that while Cassel had a great game for the Pats last week, I trust the Steeler defense to perform up to par more than I trust Cassel to be able to get the ball to Moss and Welker uptop the tough Steeler secondary. Take the Steelers, also take the under.


Jacksonville Jaguars +3 at Houston Texans -3 Over/Under 48

Only giving this game attention because it is the Monday Night game. Jacksonville has underperformed all season long, a few people had them pegged for a Superbowl appearance. Houston I thought would fight for a playoof spot this year, but their defense has not been good. This will be a close game so take the Jags and the points, also take the under because 48 points is pretty high.


There it is, a perfect 5-0 for week 13 in the NFL!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Furniture of the Week


It comes in black also... (no pun intended)

WEEKEND STYLIST


She does manicures and pedicures also...

WEEKEND WIFEY


Look like two Beavers fighting for respectability.

CAN YOU BELEIVE THIS DUDE HERE????


This dude Donovan McNabb a.k.a. "The Throw Up/Choke Artist" is now sticking his chest out because of a win yesterday in Philadelphia. I was just thinking maybe he wasn't the one doing that interview two weeks ago that said and I quote "I never knew that an NFL Professional Football Game could end in a tie. Duh!!!!! Or is this the same person who got bench just last week because he continued to throw interception after interception... Now I won't go as far as to say the dude is sorry or anything like that. Not great for sure.. But okay if you need a QB on you team. HELLO Detroit/Chicago???? But shouldn't you be more consistant before you start stroking your own ego? The Eagles are only (6-5-1) which pretty much guarantees no Playoff hopes this year.

Someone to Kiss... Someone to Miss..


It's being reported that Bobby Brown & Mrs. Whitney Houston are back in stride again. I guess that short stop for Bobby with Karrine Steffans, and Ray-J for Whitney just didn't work out. Maybe it just wasn't enough drugs for the two to function without each other. LOL... Any who!!! Fired that shyt up!!!!

Judge Orders Ex-Black Panther Released After 36 Years Confinement


His defense team says he was a wrongfully convicted man who wouldn't hurt a fly. The State of Louisiana calls him "One of the most dangerous people in the United States." Now, after 37 years of lock up, Albert Woodfox, 61, will walk out of Louisiana State Penitentiary, after a judge ruled Tues. that Woodfox be released on bail after he previously overturned his conviction for murdering a prison guard.
Free at last
Free at Last
Thank God O'mighty I'm Free at last.
Read more on this story here...

Lauren London and Lil Wayne Engaged







Talk about a Nukka' getting around. Lil Wayne a.k.a. Weezy F. Baby has done it again. From top selling album in Hip Hop, too Top selling Album in Pop, and now engaged to the wonderful and I do mean Wwoonnndddddeeeeerrrrffffuuuuulllllllll.... Lauren London.. A highly placed source close to actress Lauren London exclusively tells DLR that Lil Wayne recently slapped a “huge rock” on her finger and the two are engaged. This lil Nukka is hot and "The Drought is Over Part 6" has just begun. Nukka better show up in DC on December 30th DLR got front row seats and we aint playing with Weezy Wee...

THIS NUKKA HERE!!!!!


This thing is starting to get real ugly. Yesterday Stephon Marbury refused to suit up and Play for the New York Knicks, that's paying him $22 million. I am sure you heard $22 million.. Did I say $22 million. Please tell DLR where we can get a $22 million job and tell the boss I am not working today or anyday. F you Pay me.. LMAO!!!

THANKSGIVING CLEAN UP ARTIST.


Nothing like a clean kitchen after Thanksgiving dinner...

Cowboys Pick The Seahawks Clean In Dominating Win


With touchdowns on their first three possessions, the Cowboys quickly put the Seahawks (2-10) out of their misery and kept pace with several teams in the hunt for a wild-card playoff spot. With an 8-4 record, America's preseason champs are starting to bear a passing resemblance to a solid team. They can now sit back this weekend and root for the Giants (10-1) to beat the Redskins (7-4).

The other bad news for the Cowboys is that running back Marion Barber sprained his right pinkie toe late in the first half. He returned to the game in the third quarter, but quickly had to leave again. It's a huge worry for a team that already lost rookie running back Felix Jones for the season with a toe injury.

Jury Convicts Hosea Thomas of Murdering T.I.’s Best Friend


It took a Cincinnati jury less than a day to render a guilty verdict on Wednesday (November 26) in the murder trial of Hosea Thomas. According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, the jury convicted Thomas on all 11 counts he faced in the 2006 shooting death of rapper T.I.’s boyhood friend and assistant, Philant Johnson, 26, including murder, five counts of felonious assault and illegally having a gun after a felony conviction. Thomas will be sentenced on December 23 and faces a minimum of 20 years in the case, which hinged on the devastating testimony of the defendant’s brother, who was driving the car Thomas was traveling in on the night prosecutors said he opened fire on T.I.’s entourage.

HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS????


Ahh!!! The life of a rapper. Kanye West with the hired help.. LMAO!!! Tell us Kanye "How could you be so heartless" especially after the "Love" has been "Lockeddown".

SNOOP DOGG'S FATHERHOOD


Catch the season-two premiere event, Nov. 30 at 10:30/9:30c on the E channel.

BLACK FRIDAY!!!!


Stealing a verse from T-Pain
Got Money?
You know it...
Take it out you pocket and just go blow it...
This away
That away
The Malls are packed and the store parking lots are full as of 6:00am this Friday, Novemeber 28, 2008.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving


Gobble, gobble...that turkey meat looks delicious.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

THE DROUGHT IS OVER, PART 6: THE REINCARNATION - The Empire Presents Lil’ Wayne

1. The Reincarnation 2. I’m A Monster 3. Red Magic feat. The Game 4. Nina 5. Best Thing Yet 6. First Place Winner feat. Swizz Beatz 7. Gorilla 8. Louisianimal feat. Lil Boosie 9. Down Here feat. Rick Ross 10. My Office 11. I Feel Me (Produced By Mental Instruments) 12. Put Me In The Game 13. Different Girl feat. Nu Jerzey Devil 14. Blinded 15. Forever feat. Chris Brown 16. See It For Myself 17. Tell Everybody That You Know feat. Kanye West 18. Whatever You Like feat. Jae Millz & Young Gutta 19. Shootout 20. Dick Pleaser feat. Jae Millz 21. Street Life 22. Drought Is Never Over

Gone but not forgotten!!!






As the holiday approaches and families come together DLR takes time to remember Sean Taylor, who was slain in a robbery gone wrong a year ago. Condolences to his biological family and his Redskins family. Who knows what would have happened with Sean and LaRon Laundry playing for years to come. Man we will never see this guy in his prime because of some hatin azz shyt by some young bucks. We all need to stop the craziness!

We will never forget this dude (tears forming in my eyes).

RIP SEAN TAYLOR!

Butter Pecan Rican of the Week



SI!!!

Barbara Walters Special Tonight


Barbara Walters will air as a one-hour special Wednesday night on ABC featuring President Elect-Barack Obama and the New First Lady Michele Obama.

MAKING IT RAIN??? CAN YOU SAY RECESSION??


Young Dro, Trey Songz and Gramps hit up Magic City to get they freak on. These niccas were throwing cash everywhere.. Lets keep it real.. Like T-Pain said.. "You've officially been Chopped and Screwed".. Because no matter what them dudes thought the money was gone and so was the honey after about 6am... Don't these dude know about the recession.

Indian of the Week


Damn pilgrims...how dare they rape and pillage the fine Indians (she got some indian in her famlee...)

WTF?????


This is Camel Joe.. sorry Jay-Z and Beyonce last night at the New York Knicks -vs- Cleveland Cavs game. Please tell me what the hell is happening in New York.. The dude sitting behind Jay-Z is all beat the heck up. LOL.. Lebron might want to consider this in 2010..

ON TOP AGAIN!! CRANK THAT WEEZY WEE!!!


Lil Wayne’s multi-million-selling album Tha Carter III has been named the Best Album of 2008 in the year’s first pop poll.

Brooke>Warren


Brooke Burke defeated Warren Sapp for the Dancing with the Stars title last night. Warren is the first NFL star not to win. Emmitt Smith and Jerry Rice were former winners. Now maybe they will give Brooke back her show on E. I used to love that joint...can't remember what she used to do but I do remember her.

Turkey Meat of the Week

Adam Archuleta, the safety for the Chicago Bears is currently plucking this turkey for Thanksgiving

MTV Coming to the DMV

MTV is throwing an inaugural ball for President-elect Barack Obama. They will host the "Be the Change Inaugural Ball" at the Ronald Reagan Building and International Trade Center in Washington on Jan. 20. The event will be televised live across MTV's many channels and platforms, including MTV and MTV.com. They supposed to have all the top artist and stars in the building. I will be working on gettting a ticket as of today. Beyonce, Alicia Keys, etc, etc, better have their security on point because after the 3rd drink I may be uncontrollable.

Me: Um...I'm a big fan of yours.
Female Superstar: Thanks. I appreciate it.
Me: Um...so where's your security?
Female Superstar: I think they went to the bar or bathroom.
Me: I HAVE TO HAVE YOU....*licks side of female superstars face*
Female Superstar: I've been waiting for a man to come along with enough balls to lick my face
Me: *licks other side of her face*
Female Superstar: May I Nick Cannon you?
Me: I thought you would never ask *picks up phone, calls home and tells daughter to put momma on the phone and tells her I'm not coming home*

THE ICING ON THE CAKE... I GOT HER!!!! LOL


A little birdie has told DLR that Mariah Carey a.k.a Mrs. Nick Cannon may be with child. All DLR has to say is that Ole Mimi ain’t no spring chicken, so if she is planning on poppin’ out a li’l Carey-Cannon, they better hop to it.

"What to watch in sports" Thanksgiving Edition


Well DLR we have hit the holiday season and Thanksgiving day is tomorrow. I will be eating well, drinking often and watching sports all day long (hopefully without family arguments). There will be plenty of sports on TV tomorrow including college basketball, NFL and NBA. So have a happy turkey day and enjoy what will hopefully be a great day of sports on da tube...

Thursday, Nov 27-
NFL-
-Tennessee at Detroit (cbs@12:30pm) "With all due respect to any Lions fans, can we please vote to take them off Thanksgiving day? I will start the petition, SMH...Any way the tv gods could not have scheduled a worse game. The 0-11 Lions take on the best team in the league. I will be getting all my family chatter in during this game."
-Seattle at Dallas (fox@4pm) "I think the tv gods thought Seattle would be a better team but this is the national stage and maybe the Cowgirls choke as they did against a lowly Miami team thanks in part to Leon Lett's tragic play. LOL come on Seahawks!!!"
-Arizona at Philadelphia (nflnetwork@8:15pm) "Philly better win this to stay in the playoff hunt and keep McNubbs and Reid's jobs."

NBA-
-Orlando at Wizards (tnt@8pm) "The Wiz have a new coach and for one game they looked like a real team. Lets see them do it on the big stage."
-NO at Denver (tnt@10:30pm) "Finish the day with pumkin pie and some good ole Western Conference BBall"

College BBall-
-G'Town at Wichita State (espn@2:30pm) "Greg Monroe is looking pretty good!"
-Maryland at Michigan State (espn2@7pm)
Check local listings for the various tornaments in action

College Football-
-Texas A&M at Texas (espn@8pm)

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

COULDN'T CUT THE MUSTARD!!


The Washington Redskins cut running back Shawn Alexander today. LOL.. Not sure what they got him for because he couldn't run the ball the last two years. Thanks again Danny-o-Boy for nothing.. Another wasted dollar but then again thats Washington for you...

Pumpin My Music

Akon Feat T-Pain - Holla Holla
Download HERE
Chris Brown Feat Lil’ Wayne & Lupe Fiasco - Forever (Remix)
Download HERE
Common Feat Kanye West - Punch Drunk Love
Download HERE
Ryan Leslie Feat Jadakiss - How It Was Supposed To Be (Remix)
Download HERE
Beyonce Feat R. Kelly - If I Were A Boy (Official Remix)
Lil’ Wayne Feat The Game - Red Magic
Download HERE
Young Jeezy Feat Pharrell - Rumor Has It
http://www.zshare.net/audio/51798050d1e78733/
Ginuwine - Hustler’s Hustler [HotRnB]
http://www.zshare.net/audio/517620374f0f9d75/
Jamie Foxx Feat Lil’ Wayne - Number One (Prod. By Just Blaze)
Download HERE

Breastsss of the Week


ON THE HOT SEAT!!!


Cleveland Browns owner Randy Lerner has informed Romeo Crennel that his job is on the chopping block. Read more here...

JUST ADDED TO THE TEAM


President Elect Barack Obama just named Peter R. Orszag as the Director of the Office of Management and Budget. Thats the arm of the White House responsible for crafting the federal budget and overseeing the effectiveness of federal programs. Just one question...where did you put your application in??

ALMOST OVER!!


Michael Vick pleaded guilty today to a state dogfighting-related charge and was sentenced to a suspended jail term. The resolution of the state charges against Vick, the quarterback who is serving a 23-month federal prison sentence and is on indefinite suspension by the NFL, potentially could speed his prospective return to football. With no further charges pending against him, Vick becomes eligible to serve the final portion of his federal prison sentence in a halfway house. Read more here...

WHAT NOW WEEZY???


Turns out Lil Wayne isn't showing up for his concerts lately. WTF Weezy?? Nukka's are paying that cash to see a brother. All I know is that DLR will be in the house on December 30, 2008 @ the Verizon Center and that Nukka better show.. He aint neva' had no DC beat down. LOL..

MOMMY & DADDY?????


Well, well, well, from the news in the streets it sounds like Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupree are planning on having a baby. Out of all the dudes on the planet she picks JD? What about the folks over here at DLR.... URGHHH!!!!!! “He wants Janet to focus on her health so that if she gets pregnant, there won’t be problems that could prevent her from carrying full term. After hearing Jermaine’s logic, she decided to cancel the tour.

Future Ex-Wife of the Week